It was the deciding game at the climax of the season for the Cleveland Browns. Rick Dockery was the third-string quarterback, and actually got to play. With a 17-point lead and just minutes to go, Rick provided possibly the worst single performance in the history of the NFL. Immediately dropped by the Browns he is shunned by all other teams. But his agent manages to secure him a place in a team. The Panthers of Parma, Italy, want an American football player at their helm. So Rick heads off to Italy unable to speak a word of Italian. To say that Italy - the land of opera, fine wines, romance and football americano - holds a few surprises for Rick Dockery would be something of an understatement.