Real Vampires Know Size Matters

Real Vampires Know Size Matters

Book - 2013
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"How do you compete with the wiles of a witchy woman? Just when curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has her life semi-on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell's past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn't feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry's ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at her beck and call--and a serious lack of conscience when it comes to getting what she wants. And then there's Glory's family. After a lifetime of being MIA, Glory's mom wants to go on a mother-daughter bonding trip to Olympus, home of the gods. And while Glory doesn't trust her, her mother is offering to help with her pesky voodoo-woman problem. But with no guarantee of a return trip, can Glory dare leave Jerry alone to visit a place where her less-than-perfect figure won't be appreciated and time has no meaning? But size and the bonds of time are the least of her worries when love is on the line"--
Publisher: New York, Berkley Books,, 2013.
Edition: Berkley trade paperback edition.
ISBN: 9780425267035
Characteristics: 339 pages ; 21 cm.


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Jun 20, 2015

Love this whole series! Can't get enough!

Nov 29, 2014

This book and the one before it are probably my favourites. They're the only ones in which Jerry comes across as a sympathetic character, in my opinion. I hope Bartlett can keep this up for the rest of the series (which is a novella, already released, and a novel that is still pending).

bookfanatic1979 Dec 16, 2013

Smart and sharp, the newest entry in this series is crammed full of subplots, twists, and plain old fun. It’s a lot for a reader—let alone the author—take in and keep track of. Davidson deftly weaves the various threads together into a cohesive whole. While I did think the ending with Hebe and Mars was a little too deus ex machina, the overall plot was hectic enough that Glory and Jerry more than earned an easy out this time around.


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